Let me paint you a picture. You drive into a car wash. Before you even park well, one man is already walking towards your car like he's about to propose. He looks at your Camry the way a native doctor looks at a chicken before sacrifice. Then he says, "Oga, na five thousand." You ask why. He says, "Because of the size now." Your friend came last week in the same kind of car and paid three. Nobody explains anything. Prices in this industry are basically vibes.
We got tired of vibes, so we wrote the numbers down. Sit down, let's talk business.
What you'll actually pay
Exterior wash: ₦5,000
Soap, rinse, tyre shine, all the glory, no drama. That's for small or mini cars like a Picanto or Matrix. Sedan? Add ₦1,000. SUV? Add ₦1,500. You're rolling in a Hilux like you're about to go clear land in Nasarawa? Add ₦2,500. The car decides its own price, not the mood of the man holding the sponge.
Exterior + Interior: ₦9,000
Same wash, but now somebody is also dealing with the inside of your car, which, let's be honest, still has a receipt from March and one slipper you've been "meaning to remove."
Full Detailing: ₦22,000
Seats out, engine bay cleaned, the whole spa treatment. This is the one that usually costs you "come and see first" money everywhere else, then somehow ends up at a figure nobody agreed to.
Add a transport fee of ₦1,800 to ₦2,300 depending on your zone, because we come meet you, not the other way around. That's it. That's the whole bill. No last-minute "add for fuel," no negotiation drama at the end like you're haggling for tomatoes at Wuse market.
"Isn't mobile supposed to be more expensive?"
This is the assumption everybody walks in with, and honestly, fair. But think about what a normal wash actually costs you. Fuel there. Fuel back. Thirty, forty minutes standing around watching another man's car get more attention than yours. All of that is a cost too, it just doesn't print on a receipt.
You're not paying more, you're paying for the traffic you didn't sit in.
A ₦1,800 transport fee to have someone come to your gate is often cheaper than the fuel and time you'd spend chasing a wash across town.
If you wash often, the math gets funnier
Wash weekly and one-off pricing adds up like NEPA bill after a whole dry season. That's why we have plans, starting at ₦17,000 a month for bi-weekly, up to ₦42,000 if you want a wash every three days because your car is basically your second office. Compare that to paying per visit four times a month and the subscription wins every time, no debate.
The honest part, no sugarcoat
Are we the cheapest option in Abuja? No. Somewhere, someone with a bucket, a rag, and a generator-powered hose will always beat our price. What you're actually paying extra for is a vetted washer who isn't a stranger you met five minutes ago, payment that's held until the job is done properly, and a price you saw before you agreed to anything, not one that appeared after your car was already wet and you had no leverage left.
If that's worth it to you, our booking form calculates your exact price live based on your car and your zone. No DM. No "let me check with my oga." Just numbers, upfront, like adults.